hahahastarrysleeper:

theblackship:

lionphantom:

godcolorsintheworld:

I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”

“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”

We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom. 

thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

lacigreen:

spookysis:

WAHT DOES KISSING SOMEBODY FEEL LIKE

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

actualvriskaserket:

burningtodaydrowningtomorrow:

randomslayerphoenix:

blueboxonbakerstreet:

thesherlockedwriterof221b:

thisis-riversong-backinhercell:

army-men-and-legos:

biosonic:

blinkpond:

do you mean

1. 

2. 

3. 

panicsatdiscos:

realitybl0ws:

1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet

example number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

tastetheaids:

thedoctorpottergames:

Parents have two moods:

“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”

and

“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”

“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

snoipahkat:

P SURE TOPH’S DAD IS NICOLAS CAGE

greedsling:

fangirl challenge ❤: [7/?] male characters ↝ Tamaki Suoh